Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Chicago Bears

Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here. Your team: Chicago Bears Your 2012 record: 10-6. Lovie Smith went 7-9 three years ago. The Bears could have fired him THEN. But no no no, they had to wait until firing him made the least amount of sense. Your coach: CFL refugee Marc Trestman. I was in Chicago this spring and talking with a friend of mine who was a Bears fan. HIM: Have you seen Marc Trestman? Like, actually looked at him? ME: No. HIM: He's fucking creepy, man. Just creepy as hell. ME: Really? HIM: Really. So I went and looked for video of Marc Trestman looking creepy, and here…